So far, we have learned:
- “First Floor Apartment” is code for “three flights of stairs”.
- Ellen is not sure where she packed her deodorant.
- When making small talk, lead with the state, then city. (“Oh, you’re from Kansas!” “No.”)
- Not even Starbucks makes a good iced latte.
- Always carry an umbrella.
- Don’t wear mesh running/tennis shoes.
- The light fixture in our “receiving room” will blow a fuse if you leave it on too long.
- In a tiny apartment, tidy habits go a long way for your sanity.
- If the dishwasher detergent states, “do not unwrap” the tablet, it is lying.
