Is it really raining in London? (A Guide)

How much does it rain in London?

Is it REALLY raining in London? A guide for expats and tourists.

A lot. It rains a lot.

There are several degrees of rain. Let me guide you with these simple questions:

Q1: Are you squinting?
A: Yes! –> This may be because of the sun. If there is a bright spot in the sky, it is not raining. Wait about an hour and check again.
B: No. –> It’s just overcast. Pack your umbrella.
Q2: Are the raindrops big enough that you’re considering putting your smartphone away?
A: Yes. 🙁 –> Put up your umbrella. It’s raining!
B: Nah, I can still text –> This is normal drizzly stuff. Carry on. 
Q3: Have the drops gotten so big you’re now concerned about your phone’s warranty?
A: Yes 🙁 –> It’s raining. Shove that device in your pocket. You may now become aware of several *other* people on the sidewalk. These are fellow pedestrians. They will not hurt you, but will appreciate that you’re now cognizant of giving way.
B: Nah, I can still text –> This is normal rainy stuff. Carry on. Find your umbrella maybe.
Q4: Have restaurant patrons moved inside from the sidewalk tables?
A: No, but they did put up their umbrellas. Does that count? –> Yes. It’s kinda drizzling.
B: Yes, chairs are empty. –> Yup. Raining. 
Q5: Do you see raindrops in the streetlights?
A: Yes. –> Like, big ones? Or are you just being a sissy tourist?
B: Big ones. –> Congratulations, it’s really raining!
Q6: Can you hear the squish of the shoes of the person behind you? 
A: UGH YES IT’S AWFUL –> It has just rained. Good luck drying your shoes. 
So, the answer is Yes. You should always have a small umbrella or a rain jacket with you. Even if it isn’t raining now, it will be raining soon.

Londoners have umbrellas ready!
Londoners ready with our umbrellas!

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