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We found a flat!

  • Post author:Ellen Schwartze
  • Post published:September 10, 2015
  • Post category:London
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Today's blog is written by special guest, Britton! We went on a FIVE-HOUR flat hunt a few weeks ago with a relocation agent (also named Ellen!). I adapted and lightly…

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Is it really raining in London? (A Guide)

  • Post author:Ellen Schwartze
  • Post published:August 31, 2015
  • Post category:expat/London
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How much does it rain in London?A lot. It rains a lot.There are several degrees of rain. Let me guide you with these simple questions:Q1: Are you squinting?A: Yes! -->…

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“This is not my beautiful house”

  • Post author:Ellen Schwartze
  • Post published:August 23, 2015
  • Post category:expat/London
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It's 10:40pm. We have discovered a strange noise coming from the wall directly above the headboard.Or rather, we have been subjected to (for the last hour or so) a very…

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Acclimating: Part 2

  • Post author:Ellen Schwartze
  • Post published:August 21, 2015
  • Post category:expat/London
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Things I have already adapted to (I think):Drinking tea! (With milk!) And this type of super-fast water-boiling kettle-thing! "It's a swipe-and-sign card. Yes, I have a pen."Getting lost every time I…

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“Monday.”

  • Post author:Ellen Schwartze
  • Post published:August 17, 2015
  • Post category:expat/London
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Today is Monday, that day stereotypically loathed by people and orange cats alike. This Monday happens to mark one week since we moved.When we first announced we would move to…

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Learning

  • Post author:Ellen Schwartze
  • Post published:August 13, 2015
  • Post category:Kansas City/London
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So far, we have learned:"First Floor Apartment" is code for "three flights of stairs".Ellen is not sure where she packed her deodorant.When making small talk, lead with the state, then…

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Acclimating – Part One

  • Post author:Ellen Schwartze
  • Post published:August 13, 2015
  • Post category:expat/London/Londoner Level Unlocked
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I just ate a meat pie while drinking Earl Grey (hot) while staring out the window at a rainy London day.Londoner Level 1: Unlocked.

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We’re heeeerrrre!

  • Post author:Ellen Schwartze
  • Post published:August 11, 2015
  • Post category:London
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"We're heeere!"We have arrived in London! Which means I will never again have a better opportunity to blog using only Love Actually memes.Our trip here included:200- total pounds of checked…

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These are the weirdest good-byes.

  • Post author:Ellen Schwartze
  • Post published:August 7, 2015
  • Post category:expat/Kansas City/London
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They've started.The real good-byes.The No-Really-I'm-Not-Going-Hug-You-Again-for-a-Long-Time good-byes.Which is true.But it's also SO. EASY. to communicate these days. Video chat is a real thing, and it's not just for naked people anymore.…

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Good Good-Byes and Sad Good-Byes

  • Post author:Ellen Schwartze
  • Post published:July 27, 2015
  • Post category:expat/Kansas City/London
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The Good Good-Byes:Futon left our place to begin its cross-country trip to my friend Cammie in BaltimoreBedside table #1 moved to Midtown with a coworkerAll our plates/dishes, plus some extra…

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